Girlfriend: alright babe I’m going to go shopping.
Me: How much you got?
Girlfriend: seventy five dollars
Me: Alright well don’t spend it all.
Girlfriend: I’ll spend most of it.
Me: Bring home some gear.
Girlfriend: alright i’ll get you something i’m going to menards
Me: I’m coming with you I didn’t know you were going to menards
Girlfriend: Yeah it’s been a while
Me: I know right
Tag: play
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a short commercial titled “playing around with menards”
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this is an interplay between a man in a women in rapid fashion
Man : you want to know if i got a car?
Woman: yeah.
Man: yeah i got a car.
Woman: where is it?
Man: in the shop.
Woman: what are the odds of that?
Man: oh you don’t think i have a car.
Woman: yeah.
Man: Come on lets go for a little walk.
Woman: to the shop.
Man: Yeah.
Woman: To open the door and put the key in.
Man: Well hold on i need to get my key.
Woman: from the house.
Man: Yeah.
Woman: I’m waiting.
Man: alright i got the key what you think this key goes to.
Woman: Something.
Man: alright lets walk to the shop.
Woman: You’re going to put the key in?
Man: I’m putting the key in tonight.
Woman: alright lets walk.
Man: Lets walk.
Woman: is that the shop?
Man: That’s the shop.
Woman: SMall town.
Man: Ain it.
Woman: alright stick it in.
Man: Easy now.
Slides key in.
Woman: Now turn it on.
Man: I’ll turn it on.
Woman: Do it.
Man: There it’s on.
Woman: I thought it was broken.
Man: the brakes is out.
Woman: You must feel stupid.
Man: I feel a little studded out.
Woman: Kiss me.
Man: No.
Woman: I said kiss me.
Man: I don’t kiss broads that make me feel stupid.
Woman: I knew you were good for your word.
Man: No you were not.
Woman: I did.
Man: You did not.
Woman: I did i did. I want you to stick the key in the ignition.
Man: You made me come all the this way just to see if I had a car.
Woman: We need groceries.
Man: Oh you’re moving in?
Woman: You’ve got a car.
Man: We need more than a car.
Woman: No we don’t.
Fin