Author: NIcholas Lawson

  • you’re not going to the moon, why not drive a Tesla … on earth … branding

    https://www.tesla.com/modely/design#overview

    i didn’t want a Tesla because elon musk wanted to send people to mars and then I realized i’m not going and I want a tesla EV and at $500 a month I just need to get a job and I can tool around nicely my only fear is a lack of places to power up but they tell me that’s not a problem so I want a tesla

  • a list of links that secures me a position in internet history

    i was in it … when I was working on nephlo.com I was in a shelter and on a work station and it just coarse through me and the list of people I have on the right column of this website is 2nd to none

    http://www.bengals.com/cheerleaders/

    https://www.uopeople.edu/

    https://www.udacity.com/

    https://www.edx.org/

    https://ocw.mit.edu/index.htm

    https://www.udemy.com/

    https://prowebdesignalliance.com.cutestat.com/

    http://academicearth.org/

    https://www.masterclass.com

    http://egs.edu/

    https://projecteuler.net/

    https://www.coursera.org/

    http://blog.teamtreehouse.com/

    https://www.codecademy.com/

    https://www.freecodecamp.org/

    https://www.theodinproject.com/

    http://opendatatoolkit.worldbank.org/en/starting.html

    https://data.worldbank.org/

    http://norvig.com/21-days.html

    https://poignant.guide/

    http://www.perfectstarscomic.com/

    https://jenniferdewalt.com/

    http://www.theleague.com/#are-you-in

    https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/monument-valley/id728293409?mt=8

    https://www.eveonline.com/

    https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/command-conquetiberium/jgaeopgjojikeoiidmfaejkifhgjoooe?hl=en-US

    https://www.smashingmagazine.com/

    http://www.htmldog.com/

    https://www.w3schools.com/

    https://getbootstrap.com/

    https://www.safaribooksonline.com/

    http://www.peachpit.com/

    https://www.lynda.com/

    https://html5boilerplate.com/

    https://github.com/

    https://stackoverflow.com/

    https://www.reddit.com/r/carlhprogramming/

    http://www.andersoninstitute.com/

    https://maedastudio.com/

    https://www.siggraph.org/

    http://writersdigestconference.com/

    http://www.qwantz.com/

    https://xkcd.com/

    https://www.ubuntu.com/

    http://www.bearstearnsbravo.com/

    https://www.erepublik.com/en

    https://nephlo.wordpress.com/

    oh my gawd it doesn’t even make sense to transfer the links just know that nephlo dot com is evidence of mental illness and bear witness to the precision intellect that that is

  • a unique lottery win image I drew

    this is a storyesque image of a man pulling ideas down from his imagination and putting them under his arm for safe keeping and future use … it’s the greatest shit I ever did and this is the only history I have of it

  • university assigning partners in marriage

    The University of Cincinnati not antonelli college but the University of Cincinnait should be able to take volunteers to placed in relationship studies scenarios. Like I’m saying assigned marriage at the University Graduate level should be permitted. Papers on the people would be required and on life in general. This is for the humanities field of study alone.

  • what things give you energy

    Daily writing prompt
    What things give you energy?

    A shower gives me energy and brushing my teeth. Hygienic behavior gives me energy. I spend energy writing and using the computer so I am typically being drained of energy but a shower gives me energy.

  • these are women I find attractive

    What’s up … your my latest crush … last time i was into dating now I’m into the Bachelor … a Bachelor with a Bacehlor’s on the Bachelor with these Bachelorettes

    sike

    this is my fantasy harem these are the bitches I would have working in my brothel they wouldn’t have sex they’re too nice like you pick one and go to the smoke room and smoke with them like a weed strip club you get to smoke with the girl and the ones that are flirting are on stage with their shirt off standing there playing with their tits but you want to talk about money … this harem here … what’s your harem look like … ladies what does your BROthel look like? which men are under your control? I’m having fun because i’m inconsequential I fucked around and became unattractive so I’m studying programming as a result but it’s interesting and I dig it and I get to read good books and work on my presentation of my material and as the women appear the ones that make the cut will get listed

    ariana grande because she looks like her voice

    keri Hilson because she did pretty girl rock

    ice spice because she’s classy and a rapper

    and latto because she’s not and she’s a rapper

    olivia tiedmann because she can whip up a meal because she’s a chef and

    snow the product because she’s sexy and a performer

    haley from paramore because she’s smart and a performer

    taylor tomlinson because she’s funny and a comedian

    katy perry because she sang teenage dream and a lead singer

    lauren gibson because she’s powerfully normal and a cool mom

    courtney gibson because shes adorable and a good side kick

    miranda wilking formerly derrick because I want to steal her from her man because she’s such a good dancer with a great smile

    jordan grace because she’s demure and a great dancer

    jade chynowth because she’s sultry and a great dancer

    dytto because she’s perky and a great dancer

    ktlyn… say you can practice talking so you can practice saying what you have to say anyways I don’t like to be silent even though I am quite often I’m loud as loud hands I’m a loud hands laugh my loud mouth you keep quiet and she’s a rapper she said that

    sabrina carpenter is the newest addition to the list with her raucaus writing style she’s a singer

    halsey is a singer

    anna kendrick because she’s an actress

    zoe Kirk gushowaty because she has a website and we made love

    monique monteagado because she’s the most beautiful and we made love

    katie clark because she reminds me of college because she’s a designer and we could have made love

    tricia macke becasue she’s an anchor and she holds down the whole city

    ciara the rapper because she’s from kentucky and her style is adorable

    paris hilton because she has a famous name she made more famous

    kim kardashian because she made a billion dollars just being her self there by proving she’s that beautiful

    megan thee stallion because she turned a pop career into a popeyes

    doja cat because she’s a cow

    katy perry because she kissed a girl

    sebrina because her family was cool in germany
    Julia Bizzare because she was my first kiss
    Shanna Patrice Henry because she was my second kiss
    Mary Guerrerie because she had a twin named Katie that was cool
    Emily Wyatt because she was my college sweet heart
    Marion because she was always so down
    Melissa Joan Haney because we went to the maisonnette
    Erica Windisch because we played together as kids in kindergarten
    Kate because she was from CCM
    Serena because she might have my child in canada
    Badriiyah Salam because I was 25 and wanted to marry her
    Monique Monteagado because she was a Cincinnati super model
    Zoe Kirk-Gushowaty because we both did it international
    Tracy Nowak because she was flirty
    Sousan because she was light weight
    Baiba because she was down to make out one night
    keanna because she needed semen
    stephanie because she had a million dollar night club
    rana samarghadi because she had good taste in people
    SheilSheila Steinke because we met at church
    Sarah Schoenherr because she was a good date
    sarah morgan goldstein because her dad was jay’z lawyer
    shannon angermeyer because she was smart like ayn rand

    wynne because she’s winning at a boys game …

    jenna bush because now she’s attractive

    kels because she sounds like music

  • this is a latin mass the apex of choreography and art

    this is the Latin mass it’s a mass that tooks thousands of years to develop and it’s the communion of a community with itself experiencing something perfect it terms of art it’s the right posturing it’s the right ceremony it’s a ceremony actually it’s a version of what we could be doing with our time in a time period where culture was more intense and more deliberate and desirable this was a time period where acts like these were what we filmed with our cameras this would be like showing up to an easter mass now and filming it with your smart phone no one does it lest we disobey the Lord but at the origin of our technological creation of television we were filming church and I just wanted to point that out

  • open stax is all the way adult reading branding

    Open Stax is a set of high school text books directed into existence by Rice University and associating universities and they are a high quality set of text books that your adult ass life can dig into in a course subject that is more befitting an adult anyways all of this information was developed by adults before television existed and it’s actually better reading for you as an adult than it is as a child but what else a child going to read but the first works in school subjecting them to the menu but your grown ass start with pre algebra or government and learn some shit.

  • i have telepathic life coaches

    I wake up in the morning and I use the rest room and then I get this little nudge to brush my teeth and then I ignore them and it lets me know if I do that like 8 more times they’re going to shut down my system so I know to take it seriously but i’ve been on the system about 5 months now and I get little nudges to do things that are good for me and I dare say they can see what I see hear what I hear and think what I think and feel what I feel and i’m the weak one they’re the ones with jobs in the telepathy call center i’m the client and I have to participate and I hired them to look out for my in the world outside this world or my folks did but I have trouble achieving a slim waist they help me grocery shop by letting me know its’ all working out just keep eating healthy and get the cookies this time like you need sugar in your diet it’s okay sugar and oil are part of the food pyramid just not much of it and getting those peanut butter cookies is fine it lets me know that it lets me know that if I want I can hang my clothing up do a drawing do the dishes brush my teeth or take a shower we’re working up to taking showers everyday first we have to brush our teeth everyday but the years outside the system have developed me into a person that seems like they’re outside the system

  • jay z blue print three and a shout out to american gangster

    Daily writing prompt
    What’s your all-time favorite album?

    All time favorite album the one that got the most plays the one that got the most return satisfaction was Jay Z Blueprint 3 that album banged every track all the way through in a cool way and then followed up with that is American Gangster which had a smooth velvet like flow to it but Jay Z is like my grandmother’s Johnny Cash to me he’s just it. Like black music is always exotic like I know everything about white music I learned that at a young age but black music is always fresh and I already have a problem with some of their moves but I cool out listening to some G Funk like I grew up on Catholic church music like I ain know you could sing about guns so I been hooked every since because the entire time i’m like I ain know you could sing about that but they do and that’s black music entertaining because it’s a novel novel

  • a small thought on an uncle raising a child

    we need to make a list of what to tell the kids … like how well look at 40 you start getting tired and then you start cutting corners and money isn’t as important as it used to be and that disability check is comforting and you make time to write and you just got done smoking weed for 8 years and then you had to move and now you don’t smoke weed and you write more often because you have that kind of time now and you’re new to that kind of time that lonely all day open to work time you’re new to that at 45 not having friends lookin time at 45 that’s the kind of time you have now all day time and you’re here and you get this quiet environment like i thought it was important to teach you how to type so you’d have a skill and we worked on it and the internet wasn’t going anywhere and it was probably going to get better so typing seemed important more important than music lessons i didn’t want to over load you learning guitar can happen in your later teenage years we’ll got to music lessons but first typing lessons

  • font lab puts you in the typography game all the way branding

    Font Lab

    is an application that puts you in the typography business on computers it gives you something to work on that lets you study type design and development and with this latest incarnation you can even design type faces with color attached to them so that’s a whole new plenathora you can tell a lot of work went into the presentation for Font Lab 8 and quite frankly i’m excited

  • telepathy is having your mind read

    My doctor lauren I thought about how she said that she said that I said that I can read minds and I can’t read minds she wrote the note down wrong because enough thought hadn’t been put into it but it can read my mind that’s a better way of putting it … i’m telepathic because it can read my mind … be it the tower … a satellite … my smart phone … I don’t know I just know my mind is read and I react to it and then it reacts to my reaction to it reading my mind … Doctor Lauren in Warren county needs to know about this … we spoke about it briefly at our last meeting … I wanted to correct something about something very real I experience I don’t do the mind reading there is nothing about me that reads minds but I definitely experience my mind being read

  • thought on making the iq test

    when i’m not on lithium like in my 30’s i had this thought that i might not score pretty well on an IQ test but i’m smart enough to make an intelligence test like how smart are you on the IQ scale if you’re thinking of making an intelligence test as opposed to taking an intelligence test? the IQ test tests to see how similar in thinking you are to the test authors it test for similar thinking patterns not raw intelligence … like if you can make paper you probably score low on the IQ test because you don’t think like them

    Like i’m testing for a type of intelligence like

    When you are faced with nothing to do do you watch television? draw pictures? fuck with the internet? make music? make phone calls? or all five? or some of these?

    I want to know if they think like I do…

  • how the beatles “paperback writer” is an assault on authorship…

    This seems like a diminishment of what it took to be a paperback writer in that time period … they had guitars and they strummed them to a song they wrote for 30 minutes … but to slight the paperback writer this doesn’t seem like a decoration on the writer no it seems like some musicians are making fun with some digs here at the writer and I want to defend the writer … it’s music without all the rubbish … writing is the same thing as music is but there’s no singing of the writing there’s just doing the job and being done with it and that’s writing music is doing a little writing and a lot of celebration that the writing was written and writing is just doing the writing with no more celebration than a puff on a joint

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