at 25 as early back as I can remember having a dick is like having a toy you play with it have fun with it scrub it a couple times make it do what it do show it off to girls in your shitty apartment you don’t know what you have at 25 so you want to put it to use whenever you can because you don’t know shit you don’t know shit you just got your dick yesterday and you just put it on and now you have to figure out what it’s like to have a dick you’re popular with women because you’re tall and fresh out the box cute and you’re in college so you have a future might as well fuck him everything is glorious about a 25 year old dick
at 35 there is no dick there is no dick to mention because it’s just for pissing and nutting to online porn that 35 year old dick just waits you’re living in a better than average apartment and you’re inconsequential you have no value so your dick is of even less value no one wants to spend time with you you’re just getting used to being on disability you have a disabled dick and you don’t really know what that means your prime fucking years are derailed with disabled dick syndrome
at 45 where I am now with it having a dick is like having a responsibility you piss with it rub it out to get your weekly orgasm you’re more into details like the semen has to go on the inside of the draws and you’re think about it constantly like where is this woman I am going to betroth like will we get along will we be besties how is this going to work you aim it at women on the internet but you know you should probably just play pimp because at any moment a woman could take you seriously and you’re life is forever changed and you might get arrested for neglect of a child because you’re on lithium and you neglect your apartment and you mostly think about children in my experience when you have a dick at 45 like the fuck would I put the crib I need a bigger place like I need a car and I don’t drive and haven’t driven in 15 years and I’ll probably crash but I need a car if I have a kid and I have to drive and it just wouldn’t work out like my dick is always putting in work to be a dick but the mind is always putting in work to calm the dick down because the dick wants to do dick work but he mind knows what the dick work leads to and we can’t do dick work because the state attacked us and claimed we were mentally ill and really because hakiym took our car so things it’s just writing til the death of it but that dick reminds us of our true calling which is dick work i’m saying there’s more to think about at 45 when you have a dick than when you’re 25 at 25 you just slide it in at 45 it’s mostly mental work
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